Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

by MrsMama January 13, 2011

factory air

A whore house or "puticlub" in Spanish which is located on the A-2 highway just outside of Madrid. Lots of Brazilians and Romanians work there. Nice selection but would reccommend flowers park, A-6 Highway exit 26.

I had to pull my friend Brandon out of Factory air last night cuz he was talking to this nasty bitch from Nigeria who claimed she was Cuban. There's a lot of that....

by Shookis May 24, 2006

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 1, 2005

factory mole

Female co-worker.
Origins of "I'm not bored" from New Zealand's first ever punk band "the Enemy", 1978

Wish I had the fuckin' balls
To pick up real life factory moles

by Daggerproof Jacket October 6, 2006

FACTORY FRESH

1.Sumthin that is really clean. looks brand new

Dang dog, those j's are factory fresh...

by VANESA December 26, 2008

factophobe

Someone who is afraid of facts.

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.

by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020

factorisation

In mathematics, factorization or factoring consists of writing a number or another mathematical object as a product of several factors, usually smaller or simpler objects of the same kind. For example, 3 × 5 is a factorization of the integer 15, and is a factorization of the polynomial x² – 4.

factorisation is interesting

by ae is pog April 23, 2021