fake 

a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life

person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)

mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)

fake by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 7, 2007

fake news card 

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

fake news card by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

Faceslasha 

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

Faceslasha by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

Arabian fake out 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls out and spits on her back and then she thinks he came and turns around and he jizzes in her eye.

That bitch is blind because I gave her the Arabian fake out last night.

Arabian fake out by Derrick Golden Rod April 9, 2010

fake talk 

the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"

Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.

fake talk by WhateverThisisDumb October 13, 2009

Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

Fake Chowed by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

Fake News 

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

Fake News by Vantius December 21, 2016