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Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess

Tales of a Grifter - (MMTCD) The Charlatan Duchess, is a secret Facebook group that launched a worldwide phenomenon in January 2018. The group was the brainchild of an unnamed woman in the United Kingdom, who provides a safe place for people who oppose the marriage of Meghan Markle and Prince Henry of Wales. Starting out as a public cyber gathering place for like-minds, it soon became evident that the group was going to undertake subject matter that would trigger rhetoric from both Markle supporters and detractors. Members bring forth readily available articles/information from the Internet gathering to privately discuss their views. The group is responsible for creating the hashtag #TheCharlatanDuchess and pushing the hashtag #Megxit. Over the past year and a half, the group has been featured in a number of digital media publications from all over the world. The Charlatan Duchess brand (TM), boasts thousands of members on their varied social media platforms. The "Grifter" part in the name of the group makes reference to Markle's questionable past and the present spending habits on the backs of the British taxpayers.
It's difficult to join the secret group that falls under the Facebook group, Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess without being scrutinised and vetted by the Administrators.
by APlaceInTheSunshine May 9, 2019
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Johnny C. Dude

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021
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Duggary

Multiple acts of sexual molestation of a minor sleeping sister.
He should have been arrested on four counts of duggary, but instead, was sent to help a friend build houses.
by argguti June 10, 2015
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Dumbassness

A non communicable disease that tends to affect young adults but may be noticed in older individuals who continue to be carriers for many years to come.
It was out of sheer dumbassness that he opted to get drunk and get into an arguement with a cop...
by nachomama April 17, 2012
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Dunkin Dumpin Donuts

Dunkin Dumpin Donuts is the act of anal penetration.
Juan was in the park playing Dunkin Dumpin Donuts with the street boys.
by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016
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Dusty bitch

1. A person who has been a bitch so long he/she is now covered in dust. 2. Long-term Terminal bitch.
That dusty bitch has been nasty since high school.
by Oliver Baby August 10, 2018
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Dungeon Daddy

Dungeon Daddy has a new campaign for us, let play!
by CCC creator September 25, 2020
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