bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

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dry shade

When a person tries to throw shade at another person, but it's irrelevant and nobody cares

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"

Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"

by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018

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Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 28, 2011

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Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019

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