1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning
2) one who wanks it chronically.
2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
Get the Dong crankermug. A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”
by Dong Duster January 24, 2021
Get the Dong Dustermug. by Dongster January 17, 2013
Get the Mummy dongmug. by Donger's bomb May 5, 2018
Get the Dong bombmug. being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.
by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022
Get the Dong Lickermug. This is a Vietnamese word that loosely translates to "It's Lit"
Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american
Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american
YOO bao dong brooo! We have to go to Sky36 right now!! TV GAMING GAMING said there were strippers .... so obviously it's going to be a great night!
by Ba Na Hills November 22, 2017
Get the Bao Dongmug. Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
Get the dong kingmug.