1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.
I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.
by drolmaeye July 9, 2010
Get the Diaper Pale mug.The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
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That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.
by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010
Get the Meat Diaper mug.1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.
Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.
Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.
1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.
2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.
3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.
2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.
3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off
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Get the diaper change mug.The Bridal Diaper is an urban legend circulated widely among Adult Baby and Diaper Lover communities. The legend is that it is a popular trend for brides to wear some form of diaper under their wedding dress. The legend is propagated as a fantasy of many fetishists, as male fetishists are attracted to the idea of a bride wearing a diaper under her dress, and female fetishists are attracted to the idea of wearing a diaper under their dress.
Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.
The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes
Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.
Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.
The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes
Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.
My sister is getting married, for a little while she thought she might need to wear a bridal diaper because her dress is big and she read about it on the internet as something that is popular. I told her to ask about it at the bridal boutique she goes to, they had to restrain the laughter when they told her there really is no such thing as bridal diapers, and if she's seriously concerned about needing to pee during the wedding she's best off using the toilet right before she gets dressed, and not drinking a huge amount during the reception. I sometimes wonder how many brides actually do wear diapers under their wedding dress because they read a rumor about it on the internet.
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