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David

a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk
David
by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017
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David

David is ya'know a great friends he is kinda gay but what the hell. Everyone knows who he is, but he gets shy about weiner, yes. David also reffered to as Davo is the biggest fan of Ajit Pai
David: I love CuM, bruhs
Girl: me too
guy: oh no
by Cum_mAn June 1, 2020
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David

Ahh a David is just so... words could never explain this incredible human being. He is so sweet and considerate to others. He puts everyone before himself which makes him so special. He is so loyal. His eyes you could stare at them forever,well at least I did. They have such a beautiful essence to them its breathtaking. He is the most hardworking guy I know. Once hes passionate ab something he is so devoted and committed to it,just how he is with his girl. He'll make you feel so special,wanted,beautiful,and loved. He makes you feel like...like...home. He makes you feel safe too. Having him in your life is a true blessing. He'll put himself in pain just so that you are ok and happy. Love him with all your heart i promise you,you wont regret it.
David well lets just say shrimp
by Deer woman March 16, 2021
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David

Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
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David

David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
by flowerboygay May 31, 2018
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David

A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال
Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”
by ChosenChode November 14, 2019
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David

This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.
Hey im going to eat shit with david.
by CringeAF May 25, 2020
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