A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.
Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."
Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."
OR
Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."
Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."
Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."
OR
Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."
Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."
by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020
Get the dickful thinkingmug. When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
by will bitten August 17, 2017
Get the Dick Bingemug. Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
by MomFatale October 31, 2014
Get the dick metricsmug. A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
Get the Gourd Dickmug. by Nameless55895859 April 5, 2020
Get the Dick daddymug. hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.
by coldheart7 June 29, 2010
Get the whats-a-dickmug. A term used for tranny loving college kids that have a below average penis.The sad fact of having a well below average penis size is common in the Ross Ohio community. When you can't please your sexual partner due too being so small in your trousers.
Kristy does Mike have Dehner Dick?
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
Yes...And so does Sean.
Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020
Get the Dehner Dickmug.