The Ginger Council

A council of fifty or so red haired people who meet on the perihelion every year to decide on world events. The base of operations is in Jinger Port, South Africa. A majority of their operations are carried out by a secret hit squad of red heads called Ginganinjas.
Some famous members include Ron Howard, Carrot Top, Thomas Jefferson(founder), myself, and Malcolm X(he had reddish brown hair)

The Ginger Council is stealing your sperm to create a mutant army of gingers.

by theGinganinja41 March 9, 2010

council tucky

a phrase used to describe or insult the town of Council Bluffs,Iowa

Kid1: hey where do you live?
Kid2: oh i live in council tucky!

by krazylynx cat March 24, 2005

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Chunch

The sound a Prince Albert makes when it smashes into your teeth.

August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.

by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019

crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.

"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"

by motherfuckinggenius April 14, 2010

Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.

Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!

by Cincinnati Bungle February 29, 2016