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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.
This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Restuffed corn

Restuffed corn is the nutrious corn you get stuck in your teeth while eating a booty from behind, commonly happens when a female/male is about to start and oragasm at the same time!
Bro I totally ate her restuffed corn last night it was epic..
by Swigglebuns May 7, 2023
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Hold Corn

I hope you hold corn like I do
by Ol Steve October 6, 2023
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Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.
Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
by anonymous April 13, 2022
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corn stinker

my corn stinker feels like shit bro
by urmumgay420bigcockdarrel June 2, 2021
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Children of the Corn

1: A cult of children, lead by children
2: Any secret group you formed in the second grade
Man we had some children of the corn stuff going on back then
by CatSmeller4001 June 29, 2021
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