liam cook

A real mod he loves all things mod. He also has a really small penis. He likes to ride around on his lambretta and listen to musicians like the who and other such people. He will also have way to many mirrors on his scooter which he and his other friends that are also moded call a lambretta.

that paul wella is a right liam cook

by henrysanders1996 October 1, 2011

getting cooked

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test

student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back

by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 26, 2017

David Cook

The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him

American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.

by JustinC. May 22, 2008

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

Mike Cooke

An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

Have you met Mike Cooke?

by jennyluuu April 14, 2011

Dane Cook

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008

dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007