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The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
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when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox
brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you
by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021
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vivien dian contreras

She will be the next ms. Universe. She has a charismatic beauty. She will do anythingshe wanted to do. She will become a successful business woman.
Vivien Dian Contreras, ms. Universe 2025
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blow job control knob

Look, he has a blow job control knob
by JonboyWA3 March 31, 2022
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Vaj-ind control

When a man or womans mind is under the control of a powerful vagician
Shes got him under a vaj-ind control spelll
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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controller

A device used to play a wordvideo game/word.
by e-vis October 5, 2003
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Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss
by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003
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