The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

bro gimme the xbox controller

when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox

brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you

by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021

vivien dian contreras

She will be the next ms. Universe. She has a charismatic beauty. She will do anythingshe wanted to do. She will become a successful business woman.

Vivien Dian Contreras, ms. Universe 2025

by Lovefromafar June 9, 2021

blow job control knob

Manbun

Look, he has a blow job control knob

by JonboyWA3 March 31, 2022

Vaj-ind control

When a man or womans mind is under the control of a powerful vagician

Shes got him under a vaj-ind control spelll

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

controller

A device used to play a wordvideo game/word.

by e-vis October 5, 2003

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003