shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.

One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.

by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022

Combo

When partners conduct sexual acts in such that they both receive pleasure

" but im horny too! cant we just combo?"

by sean & nina July 28, 2008

combobulator

A cupboard with six drawers, the top draw containing lots of pornography.

"Pass me some toilet roll I've just finished my session of masturbation, its in the 2nd combobulator down!"

by tomurphy2000 September 20, 2005

COMBO WHORE

a expression used during the game dotA(defense of the Ancients) or in Unreal torney. USed when many players gank another players using "speical" abilities.

Player got killed by team 1
COMBO WHORE
team1 guy:wtf was that
team1 guy2: stupid annocer

by Cowlord May 13, 2005

colbosch

Douchebag,Fuckface, one who uses big words to cover up for being a total retard,; lacking internet pool skills.

''Bob called Tim a 'Colbosch' and Tim kicked Bob in the nuts.''

''If you sucked anymore you would be a Colbosch.''

by DudeYouSuck October 2, 2005

Combobulated

When you’re lost for words or confused.

I am so combobulated right now.

by LyonsN July 15, 2020

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020