college

An elaborate gamble in which the student and family spends shit loads of money and bets it all on the student's ability to obtain a degree and land a profitable job thereafter. The majority of college students don't get their money's worth out of it, hence the majority of college students come from middle class or above families.

Yeah, I heard Bob is wagering his life on college. By the time he's done, he'll have a $30,000 dollars debt, and I'll have a $100,000 surplus! HAHAHAHA

by Metameats December 14, 2008

kipp nyc college prep

A toxic ass high school full of thotty ass JAKIMA wannabeing ass treeshes,never date a girl from kipp nigga you will get cheated on regardless. >:(

Damn them kipp nyc college prep bitches is treeshes fuck with them :/

by Dell-Binstackkin December 4, 2018

old college try

Give something your best shot

"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"

by Ian January 22, 2004

College

The hallmark of a liberal cesspool. That's it

I can't believe how politicised college is, so many liberals and only one narrative

by Comrade Boris September 14, 2020

Collateral

Giving up something of value to you to prove that you give your word to the other person.

Person 1: Yo meet me downtown at 5pm!
Person 2: Alright man ill be there!
Person 1: Yo gimmie your ipod for collateral!

by xsaxisx October 5, 2006

college drama

College Drama: noun. A narrative about an unfortunate college experience, situation, or event that forced a student to have their college education interrupted.

If I could avoid the college drama one more year, I could graduate on time.

by A. M. Sangster July 21, 2007

College Whore

A term to describe High School students who imprudently assume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. College whores tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. They may join sports, clubs, or participate in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more "well rounded", and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.

Thomas: "Have you seen Jeff? He joined 3 clubs on the same day. Plus his grandpa died, but he didn't want to be behind in class, so he skipped the funeral!"

Lucy: "What a college whore."

by theitalian05 October 13, 2011