human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

by Quinton July 26, 2006

A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

clusterfuckularity

the philosophical stance of utilizing inflated jargon to obscure one's already arcane and incoherent position such that it appears intelligent

Jaclyn noted that Professor Smith's deployment of the concepts of connectivity, contemporaneity, and planetarity was in fact a clusterfuckularity.

by Minxy Noodle October 18, 2012

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

Clusterfuck

A group of 10 or more popular kids that are Holier-Than-Thou

Ew its the Clusterfuck again, why can they hang out at Walmart or something smh

by ImSoooooBored May 22, 2018