Cagie

Thic af my nigga

"your mom is mad cagie"

by Daniel vergas June 8, 2018

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008

caper

a one word question , used when one wishes to be informed with what another persons general plans are for the near future.
caper is often answered just as vaguely as the question itself.

Q. caper?
A. Jack.

Q. caper?
A. chillin.

by jimhend March 31, 2003

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

Capelloitis

The ability to criticise when something goes wrong, but have no reaction when something goes right.

A: "Hey we won 4-1 today!"
B: "Why did you concede the 1?"
A "We scored 4 though!"
B "Shouldn't have conceded the 1, fucking disgraceful"
A "You've got Capelloitis man!"

by lukehtfc88 September 28, 2010

Calies

A drink that is 50% coke and 50% red goon

we're just on the beach drinking calies

by dreame October 13, 2008

caper

someone who wears clothes that don't match at all

that bitch is a damn caper

by Deming April 13, 2008