Comithi

Run far away, faster if they have a knife. Do not let them obtain a flamethrower.

God dammit Comithi burned down a forest again!

by Funny Rock April 28, 2023

comita non grata

Someone so disliked that nobody wants to eat them.

She is so off putting she is totally comita non grata!

by Deathesquire February 18, 2024

Julian Comito

THE FUNNIEST, COOLEST, SEXIEST, BIGGEST DOODLE, MAN EVER

He’s such a Julian Comito

by WeakliestZebra2 November 9, 2022

Itty Bitty Titty Comittie

The organisation of small breasted women. Mostly flat chested women

Oh she’s just mad because she’s the head of the Itty Bitty Titty Comittie

by TheOtherSpud February 7, 2019

Argumentum Ad Comitia

A form of Majoritarian Bias where one invokes majority opinion as proof of correctness, treating popularity as validation. The fallacy lies in assuming that because many people believe something, it must be true—or because most people support something, it must be right. "The majority supports it" becomes an argument-ending move, as if numbers could settle questions of truth or justice. This fallacy ignores that majorities have been wrong throughout history, that truth is not decided by vote, and that justice often requires opposing majority opinion. It's argument by crowd, not by reason.

Example: "When asked about the policy's ethical problems, he simply said 'most people voted for it.' Argumentum Ad Comitia: treating election results as moral justification."

by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026

comatext

when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;

you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"

"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"

by hatchetgirl June 9, 2009

COFIT

Acronym (pronounced "cough-it") for COF ("Crusty Old Fart") In Training: a man in late middle age who does not yet possess all the attributes of a crusty old fart but is working to acquire those attributes still lacking and to develop those that are present in rudimentary or attenuated form.

Attributes of a fully mature COF include, but are not limited to: high-pitched, reedy voice; double-knit Sans-A-Belt slacks; possession of a sidecar-equipped motorcycle; intolerance of any music recorded since 1980; sufficient age to qualify for the Senior Discount at movie theatres and other venues.

A COFIT will possess some of these traits, or will possess all of them in an attenuated form.

"Bill can't be a COF, he's still paying full pop for movie tickets. That would make him a COFIT."

by Crusty Old Bill February 6, 2010