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Christian

Christian is a tall lanky science nerd that usually has only a few close friends. But those friends are usually very sweet and complement christian’s multiple problems well. Christian has scoliosis too so fuck you christian you can’t even stand straight.
Damn see that idiot over there? Definitely a Christian.
by EnglishEagle November 24, 2019
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Christian

A kind friend to everyone he is Altus sweets person ever he is kind thoughtful and if you need someone to talk to he is right thare but he doesn’t know how to tell a girl he likes her he gets scared he needs to have more self confidence and just ask her out already you have a Christian then you are super lucky but he likes this girl named grace but he is to scared to do it so he need to just ask her out
I have a friend named Christian
by Hey🐢🐢 October 17, 2019
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Christianity

The best religion of them all.

God has the power and he will save you as long as you believe in him! God, along with his crucified son Jesus will try to make peace on the Earth.

Though this beautiful mission is very hard to fulfill because of another very idiotic religion, who brainwashes its followers, called islam! The mission will be fulfilled.

Islam is the source of all bad on the Earth. It results in terrorism and every muslim (a follower of Islam) is a terrorist - sadly enough!

Allah (the god of islam) is worshiped like the christian god (God), but they are not the same because the do not repersent the same qualities! God is beautiful, Allah is satan!

Islam and Christianity will never agree with each other.
This hostility has resulted in many wars throughout the history of humanity.

Don't be fooled by islam!

God will help you the trough hard times! He will be grateful if you are grateful of his presence. God will love you if you love him!

If christianity "ruled" the world - there would a peace!
"Christianity is beautiful"

"Terrorists is alway muslims"
by The Crusader of God's true luv November 5, 2011
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Christianity

the Christie Brinkley belief system that men fall over when women walk in the room.. women look ageless with creams and a bit of exersize and coffee
After using these products Christianity take place. The Christianity that happened was not our fault.
by brinkley66 June 29, 2015
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Christian

Christian is a cute, short, sweet, loving boy who loves basketball and if he has a girlfriend he treats them how they would want to be treated. He isn't too emotional and not to rough. He is the sweetest guy ever and he might not talk much around girls. He is the best guy u could ask for. Get you a Christian❤️.
Best friend: Have you heard of Christian

Me: No, but he sounds amazing

Best Friend: He is, get you a Christian
by Kc.Lollipop1213 April 21, 2018
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Christian

Christian, A Guy that gets girls with the biggest breast and is ahead of the game with females more than any of his friends, a guy that likes to write music and love to get pussy on the daily.
“OMG, I NEED A Christian to play with my pussy.”
by UrbanSyn July 24, 2018
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Christian

A very cute boy who is cuter than every body a great boyfriend a person who is excellent in bed and is a great friend
Christian is such a great friend
by Sexy cute and big penis guy November 22, 2016
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