Jewnior-Christ

Jew that find Christ in themselves without the help of organized religion.

That Jewnior-Christ is so contemptious of religioun and peoples motives.

by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

Pimping Christ

Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.

My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022

Jesus Christ

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy

Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!

by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008

Teasus Christ

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

Jesus Christ Manouver

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

by Paul Stompbox June 25, 2019

nana christ

The beloved lord and savor nana christ. She always wears fur coats specifically vegan fur coats. She judges everyone if they don't have a fur coat on. It's ok if it's not vegan as long as there is a fur coats involved she is nice. You will go to heaven if you wear fur coats. The mother of Jesus Christ. :)

-"Nana Christ!!!!"
-"Nana Christ will save you if you are wearing a fur coat."
-"At church we worship Nana Christ. She loves all of us as we wear fur coats( specifically vegan fur coats)."

by nana christ <3 October 16, 2019

Baki Christ

Baki Christ our lord and savior- gets high and is never sober

“Dang man that’s a weird pfp what is it? That’s Baki Christ my lord and savior “

by Fox Cygnus February 19, 2021