Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

tango & cash

You can't split them up.

-JB: Couldn't split up Tango & Cash..

-KG: That's true

by larstait October 13, 2003

cold cash

ready money

I got the cold cash to pay for that car

by nick_g August 14, 2011

Lumberjack Cash

A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.

Did you see that dude just jump kick the moon? He must be down like Lumberjack Cash!

by The Legend Lumberjack October 12, 2011

Johnny Cash breakfast

An early morning meal consisting solely of beer, in lieu of solid foods. Often served with dessert (more beer).

"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash enjoying a Johnny Cash breakfast in the song "Sunday Morning Coming Down"

by Icebrand September 30, 2012

crunk cash

The copious amounts of loose change in ones pocket/wallet/handbag after a night out drinking.

I cracked so many notes last night I eventually had enough crunk cash to buy a drink.

by sjadlr September 29, 2013

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011