Bus Veg

Short for "Bus Vegetable": Used in the transport community to humiliate those who take an interest in busses.

(extra context: the assault alarm is a rarely-used alarm on board British busses)

Bus: *vroom vroom*
Man 1: "Can you put on the assault alarm?"
Man 2: "BUS VEG!"

by Desiro December 12, 2025

London bus

Those red double~decker buses used in London, the UK, Australia & other places. They're So Cool!

One day I'd really love to have a ride on the London bus. It would be so exciting!

by Starchylde June 16, 2016

Bandaid Bus

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.

"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."

by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

Banana Bus

Banana Bus (verb)

def. a yellow bus with a green stripe in the middle of both the left and right sides of it that is bent into a curve, making it look like a banana.

Wildcat-do do do-do banana bus.

by thebestaround69 December 28, 2014

the wheels came off the bus

A situation whereby things get going so fast or are so bad that the entire operation project or relationship fall apart in a catastophic manner.

When the adjustable rates mortgages reset the wheels came off the bus. Many Yuppies who had purchased large expensive homes now found themselves in foreclosure unable to sell their homes or make the now huge payments in a declining real estate market.

by Norbert Young March 29, 2007

medium bus

When your not quite right you have to ride the medium bus,

Suzie is on the honor roll and never does anything wrong she rides the regular bus.johnny shits his pants, drools and is in a straight jacket,he rides the short bus.And Timmy thinks hes a dinosaur and sharts his pants alot and somtimes eats his boogers, he rides the medium bus

by tdogsdad June 15, 2011

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009