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why you bully me 

when someone harasses you in ln life but they dont stop and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and you just sit in your room the entire day working on a fricking AI program knowing its not gonna work and knowing that you are going to fail in life and you cry
Bully: *bullies a nerd*
Nerd: WHY YOU BULLY ME

locker bully 

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"
I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.
locker bully by Ballantine December 18, 2007

bumper-bully 

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.
Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.
bumper-bully by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010

Nerd-bully 

When you are continually stopped in the hall and assaulted with inane, mind-numbing factoids that a very nerdy colleague thinks are witty and intelligent. He tells them to you, to impress you, but all it does is annoy you and you feel pressured to keep saying "yeah" and fake laughing right along with him, until he is finished with you.
"Oh my god, I was just accosted in the hall by Nathan for 20 minutes with more inane facts... I do have actual work to get done today! He's such a nerd-bully!"
Nerd-bully by AdGuy September 22, 2014

that shit was bully

the events take place were awesome and out of control.
when the helicopter hit the hovercraft and the guy in the orange jacket with the silver stripes survived he screamed, "that shit was bully!!!"
that shit was bully by vincnezo January 12, 2008

why you bully me 

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person
Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me