That girl was cute af and she was so thicc that her ass clapped when she walked but she was BOOFIN
She sits at the back of homeroom and whenever we get back to homeroom that shit be BOOFING.
She sits at the back of homeroom and whenever we get back to homeroom that shit be BOOFING.
by thesykeoh August 4, 2019

by NxggaWithaRocketLauncher March 19, 2022

" Yeah she's going to need a new diaper. She's got quite a boof"
" I'm having trouble getting her back in the stroller. The boof strap won't quite fit over her pants"
" I'm having trouble getting her back in the stroller. The boof strap won't quite fit over her pants"
by Ciscokid1701d December 22, 2023

mom: hey hun how was dinner with your cousins
me: boof
…..
mom: ew smell those flowers and tell me what they smell like
me: BOOF
me: boof
…..
mom: ew smell those flowers and tell me what they smell like
me: BOOF
by gigitheboofpublisher May 23, 2022

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

by LittlestSnortster January 28, 2023
