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none of these words are in the Bible

refers to a catchphrase used on Twitter and Tumblr that labels instances of slang overload, highlighting their modern nature and reiterating that none of the words used would be in the Bible. Although the phrase has been used as a rebuttal to religious arguments as early as 2010, it wasn't used in abundance within memes until mid-2021.
"Binance buying FTX???

CZ figuratively liquidated SBF."

- man, none of these words are in the Bible.
by iwna November 8, 2022
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Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible
Just finished bibling, man that shit was good
by Dondo March 5, 2020
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Bible of HyDka

Sacred texts and instructions on how to bait with ash on Rainbow Six Siege
Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?

2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter
by Greatbadwolf7777 February 20, 2021
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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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That’s bible

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible
by Crunkcake May 11, 2021
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 9, 2024
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