Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

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off god

When something's not on god fr, it's off god.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was a slaughter fr off god.

by Big dicky dick boy August 29, 2022

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pop off

An alternative for slay, but somehow better.

When someone does something remarkable, you will comment something like:

Omg pop off queen!!

by realTaylorSwift13 November 18, 2022

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Buzz Off

A censored version of "FUCK OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCH" Maybe a tad exaggerated but, Y'know?

Person 1: *Bugging person 2*
Person 2: F-Buzz off 1..

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021

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Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

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Off The Tizzy

From or off the top or start of any given situation, any.

We just started our bowling game and White Mike got a strike off the tizzy.

Yo dat nigga popped dem shots off the tizzy, not me.

Congress will present Bill#"1040 Fuck the People" off the tizzy tomorrow morning.

by Zoinkfunkledonkerd March 21, 2023

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