All talk; no follow-through
Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.
by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008
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only if we make it interesting
how
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want to play battle ship?
only if we make it interesting
how
Battle strip
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by bojangles990 December 31, 2008
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The book is awesome. unlike the movie its more believable. for justice should have been a 3 part movie that stuck to the real story.
Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.
Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.
Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.
Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.
by tgkprog July 8, 2012
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Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
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I walked in to my girlfriend's dorm room and she was playing tank battle with two guys from the hockey team.
by ChillWill October 10, 2013
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