bar fly

A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.

einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with

by sid hoff-frenchmen November 13, 2004

Chocolate bar

an Attractive dark skin woman

I saw a fine chocolate bar walking down the street.

by toddjakes January 9, 2008

monkey bar

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

by lizz612 December 22, 2005

side-bar

go over to the other side {away from people}/ { to have a private talk}

Girl: I would like to tell you something important?
Boy: ok, shoot.
Girl: can we side-bar?

by silviolet July 24, 2011

arm bar

A grappling move that breaks the opponents arm, usually at the elbow

I finally got landed an arm bar for the tapout

by Sweet MamaJamma February 25, 2005

snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood

1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!

by Professor G December 9, 2008

Color Bars

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

by Sergeant Hoze August 28, 2008