poo bandit

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.

Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...

by A.Christ May 21, 2009

banditing

participating in a road race without officially registering for it.

Rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, pissing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. That is, he never officially registered and/or paid for participation in the road race. As such, even though Rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.

by Yukagin April 12, 2010

chuff bandit

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.

"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"

by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult

oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit

by M@son July 7, 2008

bandit

To run a road race without paying the entry fee.

I was low on cash this week, so I bandit'ed the race.

by p0troast July 26, 2005

Bandit

A white kid by the name of Luke, who created a clut for wannabe moderators on the popular MMORPG RuneScape fansite's "RuneScape Boards" also known as "RSB". The clut is called the "Annoymous", a club to track down spam on the boards. He is located somewhere around Mississippi, United States of America. He is in love with a Brazilian (Trozi) and the Pillmanz Co-owner (Kriminal). He is obsessed with 4chan and /b/.

Holy shit nigga it's Bandit!

by Pillmafia July 18, 2009

ass bandit

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006