Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020

Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.

You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

bald dora

the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair

bald dora is a solid 10/10

by bald dora March 5, 2021

Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

by olans June 4, 2017

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023