pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

pig in the blanket by D_style November 30, 2006

pigs in a blanket 

simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.

looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".

pigs in a blanket by Jensen28c September 23, 2007

mexican blanket 

When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.

Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.

mexican blanket by DildyFace June 11, 2006

Cum Blanket 

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

Cum Blanket by ritualist December 15, 2009

cheese blanket 

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

cheese blanket by |||||||||||11111llllll1l11l1ll January 15, 2009

Turd Blanket 

Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.

Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!

Turd Blanket by The Armorer June 19, 2010

throat blanket

A facial hair style where you shave all of you face and leave only your neck hair.

Jeremy: "Dude, I want to shave, but I want to try a new style."
Dan: "Just shave all but your neck hair. I hear chicks dig the throat blanket."

throat blanket by Hisenburger September 26, 2011