blasted

really really high

We smoked so much weed that we got blasted!

by Shell October 9, 2002

Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star January 17, 2009

Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

by 3bonie November 23, 2011

Boaster

Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.

Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045

by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

Blister

A fan of albertsstuff, or flamingo. These fans are young sometimes so can be toxic but most of them are super sweet. A lot of people hate on them for liking flamingo though.

Hater: imagine watching flamingo
Blister: imagine spending your time on someone you hate

by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020

blasted out of your shoes

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.

Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)

by TheBeav May 2, 2005

Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013