black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button

Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it

by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017

Black Tie

A dress code of what to wear to an evening event. Also called a tuxedo. It is worn with a black or midnight blue tuxedo jacket self faced lapels, either peaked lapels or shawl, with matching trousers. The shirt is either a pleated front with studs, french cuffs, and a turndown collar, or a pique (or Marcella) weave starched, with single cuffs, and a wing collar. The waist covering is a must, usually a black cummerbund, or a black or white waistcoat. The bow tie is black, and should be one you tie yourself. Black socks, and black polished Oxford dress shoes.

The event tomorrow night is Black Tie, so be sure to get your shirt ironed.

by Vintage Translator January 31, 2018

black crash

When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.

Most people that do it are in the construction industry.

“Coming pub after work lad?”

“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”

by Wd January 11, 2020

Black Onion

When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.

Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass

by sKoop June 12, 2012

Black Columbus

A person whom is to be blamed for other person's mental illness, the way they do it is via oppressing the victim, to make it become delusional.

"I'm oppressed by mental illness."
"Oh, it's surely because of that one Black Columbus, isn't it!"

by ven_veni August 2, 2021

Black Sakurai

A picture of a large sexy black man (known as Masahiro Sakurai) who appears when searching "who created Kirby?". It seems like he is a convict.

"Who tf created Kirby again?"
"I think it was a guy called Black Sakurai"

by Erik Armin Jensen May 31, 2021

Black Emma

An amazing human who is absolutely the life of the party in any situation. Her only weaknesses are that she is attracted to only white men over the age of 40 and uses her crystals on a daily basis

Wow Black Emma is the coolest friend i could have.

I love white men as much as black emma does.

by a beautiful human November 23, 2021