bird rape

the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird

nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.

nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped

by arielle1993 February 12, 2009

ride a bird

When you do a sentence at jail

The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird

by Hollaman1279 January 16, 2014

crazy bird

Wild Turkey, a brand of Kentucky bourbon whiskey.
Could conceivably refer to any brand of whiskey, perhaps even to any variety of booze, but only really makes sense in reference to Wild Turkey.

Not to be confused with sexual variations on the term Wild Turkey, although usage may vary.

Let's get crunk on some crazy bird!

by turkey lurkey July 5, 2008

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

Mush Bird

A pretty fucking butch lady.

Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.

by Itchy nutsack May 31, 2006

white bird

A male ejaculation. Splooge. Jizz, etc.

"I left you a white bird in the toilet, and one in your socks...enjoy"

by Curley April 26, 2004

flappy bird

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647

Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve

by MooseTooth February 2, 2014