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insultive
insultive by bob with a b May 27, 2021
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insultive
1)adj. Describing an insulting action or condition.(Am-Eng slang)
2)adv. A state of being insulent.(am-Eng slang)
2)adv. A state of being insulent.(am-Eng slang)
1) "Your behavior was rather insultive after you got drunk last night."
2) "I find no reason for you to be insultive in the way you speak to me... you jerk!"
syn: rude, abhorent, impolite
ant: complimentry, polite, thoughtfull
2) "I find no reason for you to be insultive in the way you speak to me... you jerk!"
syn: rude, abhorent, impolite
ant: complimentry, polite, thoughtfull
insultive by Montgomery May 31, 2006
Intuitive Hindsight
Claiming to have known something was going to happen, when in actuality you were genuinly suprised. Often this is done simply to save face.
"Hey mom! I just went skydiving!"
*after being visibly suprised* "Oh. Somehow I knew you'd do something crazy like that."
"Nice try, mom. I can tell Intuitive Hindsight when I see it."
*after being visibly suprised* "Oh. Somehow I knew you'd do something crazy like that."
"Nice try, mom. I can tell Intuitive Hindsight when I see it."
Intuitive Hindsight by Doc Vegas November 11, 2009
Insultious
Insultious by Geisel February 27, 2009
sarcasmic insultion
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh
E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh
E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
sarcasmic insultion by n_beckwith March 8, 2008
Insultcere
A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.
Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.
Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!
Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.
Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!
Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.
Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
Insultcere by PianissimoAubergineDreams November 22, 2011
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