Beef ring

Another term for anus.

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Beef Sticker

When a girl puts lipstick on her vagina and presses it against your face to leave a kiss mark

"Yo bro that fat chick just gave me a beef sticker!!"

by Yourdadslover January 7, 2018

Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.

"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."

by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009

Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019