Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Awkward

When u say bye to someone then walk the same direction

It’s so fucking awkward

by Emmyj September 24, 2021

Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia

Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.

by Daayan October 13, 2021

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

(ABOD) Awkward Bubble of Death

The most extreme awkwardness you can get between you and another girl. This usually happens after a rumor about you or her is spread or lost of contact for an extended period of time. Most of the time, one or both likes the other or it's a mutual crush creating even more deathness of the ABOD.

"There was a big (ABOD) Awkward Bubble Of Death around me and Ali for a long time since the rumor. It took weeks to break it."

by TheRejector January 17, 2012

SOCIALLY AWKWARD GANG

Were you have a group of friends who are very socially awkward, and they never speak.

Someone who is very antisocial.

"Wow, she's so socially awkward, she should so be apart of the socially awkward gang!"

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by Backpack-Kid November 8, 2019