the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face
by The Knap attack November 25, 2010
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Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old
Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.
Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.
by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011
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That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.
Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012
Get the smart attack mug.A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
by darthreyder November 20, 2011
Get the Sober Attack mug.While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020
Get the Ass Attack Snack mug.An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern
"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
by Au_dragon December 18, 2017
Get the Mini Heart Attack mug.To succumb to death from complications from pneumonia, in conjunction with an immune system disease called sarcoidosis.
guy 1: Yo, where's Reggi?
guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.
guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack
guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.
guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack
by Luviticus October 9, 2008
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