Andres

An Andres is a sweet and caring person. He loves gaming and can beat you instantly. He has a grumpy side that tends to shut you out sometimes but he always finds away to make it up to you. He very charming and dosent fall for people easily. But he can be very charming and handsome.

Girl: omg who’s that?
Boy: oh that’s andres

Girl: he so charming!

by Bxby layla August 3, 2020

Andres

Andres is a guy that nobody likes. Hes and absolute BITCH. Hes probably gay so watch out. Hes a bitchy ass WHORE. Dont become friends with him, he'll turn on you in an instant

"Omg that guys sucks dick on the weekends"
"Oh hes probably an Andres"

by omfgg hi August 31, 2019

andre

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.

fuck! almost ran into an andre there

by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019

Andre Russo

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.

I love Andre Russo, he is my soulmate.

by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

Andre

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.

wow is that andre he is so cool and handsome

by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025

Andre

A man with a big dick and hella money and bitches

Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches

by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023