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jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.
There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.
by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010
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Sketch Artist

A person that has mastered the art of using his/her friends to their benefit by means of sketchy pratices IE lying or slander. Typically will even resort to turning people against each other to continue living off of said person.
Ryan - Dude!! That girl has no job or motivation she's using you for your apartment and food... Tell her ass to get a job !!

Ed - You're totally right man, what was I thinking... She's such a sketch artist !!
by Master Whoa October 19, 2012
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Blackout Artist

An artist who blacks out when making work - from the process, not alcohol or drugs. A counterpoint to a meticulous or methodical artist, this person creates her best work in the rush of the moment and rarely remembers the process.
When the blackout artist came to she looked at her canvas and didn't remember her painting, but liked it.
by Forts September 29, 2013
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alistair

a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
1. A superiority in being irritating to another person
2. To describe an annoying laugh  
3. A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations  
4. A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong
1.Stop that! You're so alistair!
2.Dude, that laugh was alistair.
3.John, a alistair. He keeps butting in!
4.He's a alistair. He cried when I said he was from Malaysia by accident.
by ><" January 7, 2009
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R&B Artist

Often confused with real musicians, R&B Artist show very little musical prowess and/or skill. They are pretty much only good for creating the newest ring tones for the 12-14 year old crowd.
Enthused Fan: The new Kanye West album shows some amasing musicial skill, he really is a tallented musician!

Not-So Enthused Fan: Naw nigga, he aint no musician.. hes just an R&B artist, its easy to get the 2 confused... if you're retarded.
by The NigCheese May 18, 2009
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Autist

Singular version for someone who is autistic.
*someone starts flossing*
“What an autist”
by Rooooooray November 18, 2019
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artistic nude

Deviant art code for porn. It's basically porn without sound.
Person 1: Man that Artistic Nude is so hot.
Person 2: You mean that porn?
by AccaliaHBaronets January 27, 2014
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