allenkuo

I'm 12 and what is this?

Person1 - "Hi, I'm 12 and what is this?"
Person2 - "ohai allenkuo"

by heheheitsme August 14, 2010

Allan

A black with a enormous cock and nice thick cum. He also enjoys big titties anime bitches with tiny pussies.

You that Allan, he has a very nice cock for my petite pussy.

by dounodawae February 6, 2020

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

robert allen

Such a sexy sexy man that is often mistaken for a God

Girl: woah who is that guy
Girl 2: he’s so hot, must be Robert Allen.

by Pringles06 January 16, 2021

allen iverson

synonymous with the quantity three

Ya'll owe me Allen Iverson dollars.

by DJ Paleface May 30, 2003

Allen

A poophead/ Buttface/ Turdnugget/ UNicorn/ Weirdo etc.

ALLENS A POOPHEAD!

by Emilee Ann! July 22, 2011

jasmine allen

A strong, funny girl who loves to smile as much as she can, who also has bad days. She is an incredible listener and a person who gives great advice. She has her problems yet pushes them aside to help you. She is gorgeous and one of best people you'll ever meet

Jasmine Allen got a big ass forehead

by babygirlchristine November 26, 2014