alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Alabama Snickers

Johnny Rebel's favorite candy bar

I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna refreshing Alabama Snickers bar

by stardatara February 10, 2023

Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.

"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.

by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017

Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.

Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.

by Mulligan December 4, 2018

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023