Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.

Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"

by HerebyNever November 20, 2019

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.

My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.

by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

alabama firefly

When you flick your still lit cigarette butt at someone after asking them if they've ever seen an Alabama firefly.

Charlie asked for an Alabama firefly, so I showed him.

by DW'sGirl December 21, 2013

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021