FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

by ThePEhall March 6, 2020

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 5, 2009

Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

tax-an-bong

Any asian's version of of their weed bong.

YuYu got lit with his beautifully crafted tax-an-bong.

by alacran2121 November 23, 2009

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020