Anti-humor and anti-jokes (also known as unjokes) are a kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.
Comedians known for their anti-humor are Norm Macdonald, Ted Chippington, Neil Hamburger, Corey Mystyshyn, and Bill Bailey.
Comedians known for their anti-humor are Norm Macdonald, Ted Chippington, Neil Hamburger, Corey Mystyshyn, and Bill Bailey.
ANTI-JOKE: (anti-humor)
Two atoms walk down the street, Silver and Iron. Suddenly, Iron screams and keels over on the floor, coughing up blood and a strange little ball that vanishes in an instant. Silver asks him what happened.
"I...I think I just lost an Electron."
Silver is taken aback. "Are you sure?"
Iron turns to him slowly. His eyes are pulsing red and veins are showing all along his shiny face. Clouds roll in. Darkness falls, thunder cracks in the distance, the light creating a sharp profile of Iron before he falls back into a darkness pierced only by his gleaming eyes. Finally, he opens his mouth, and slowly he wraps his word around every syllable, savouring it. He says... "Of course I'm fucking sure!"
REAL JOKE:
Two atoms walking down the street.
One says "I've lost an electron."
Other says "Are you sure?"
First says "I'm positive."
Two atoms walk down the street, Silver and Iron. Suddenly, Iron screams and keels over on the floor, coughing up blood and a strange little ball that vanishes in an instant. Silver asks him what happened.
"I...I think I just lost an Electron."
Silver is taken aback. "Are you sure?"
Iron turns to him slowly. His eyes are pulsing red and veins are showing all along his shiny face. Clouds roll in. Darkness falls, thunder cracks in the distance, the light creating a sharp profile of Iron before he falls back into a darkness pierced only by his gleaming eyes. Finally, he opens his mouth, and slowly he wraps his word around every syllable, savouring it. He says... "Of course I'm fucking sure!"
REAL JOKE:
Two atoms walking down the street.
One says "I've lost an electron."
Other says "Are you sure?"
First says "I'm positive."
by PieInMyEye November 5, 2009
Get the anti-humor mug.Ex: "Bae: come over.
Me: I can't I'm doing homework.
Bae: my parents aren't home.
Me: My apologies, but my grades in this class are very low, and unless I don't want to get into honors, I better get going on it, so thank you for the offer, but I politely decline.
Person reading meme: What a anti meme !
Me: I can't I'm doing homework.
Bae: my parents aren't home.
Me: My apologies, but my grades in this class are very low, and unless I don't want to get into honors, I better get going on it, so thank you for the offer, but I politely decline.
Person reading meme: What a anti meme !
by Ricardohasherpes November 15, 2016
Get the anti meme mug.Related Words
anthony
• antonio
• anton
• anti-vaxxer
• ant
• Anti-Furry
• Antidisestablishmentarianism
• Antonia
• AntiFA
• antiwar protestor
Guitarist in the Dirty Pretty Things, alongside Carl Barat, Didz Hammond, and Gary Powell. He also played with The Libertines on their final tour in 2004 after Pete Doherty left the band.
Anthony is an American, specifically from Boston. He was once a member of the Damn Personals, a Boston based band. He is known for his darling dark, curly mop of hair. His sense of humor is oft talked about, however his courtesy and charm are even more legendary.
Has an affinity for speaking like Napoleon Dynamite, and going crazy on stage.
Sometimes refered to as Stanthony, Stan, or St. Anthony
Plays the trumpet in the opening of DPT's single, Bang Bang You're Dead.
Anthony is an American, specifically from Boston. He was once a member of the Damn Personals, a Boston based band. He is known for his darling dark, curly mop of hair. His sense of humor is oft talked about, however his courtesy and charm are even more legendary.
Has an affinity for speaking like Napoleon Dynamite, and going crazy on stage.
Sometimes refered to as Stanthony, Stan, or St. Anthony
Plays the trumpet in the opening of DPT's single, Bang Bang You're Dead.
by barelylegal April 30, 2006
Get the anthony rossomando mug.Antoni is a caring, loyal, kind hearted, sweet man who would do anything for the one he loves. He is handsome, hot and cute. He will sometimes get angry but only because of the way people don’t understand him or if things don’t go his way. If you ever get into a relationship with an Antoni, keep him and make an effort. Show him 100% of your love and attention. But remember, don’t be too clingy. When he’s not with his friends he loves to cuddle up in bed, sleep on your chest while watching a movie. You will fall very hard for an Antoni by his charms and amazing personality so be careful.
He is so cute and adorable he must be an Antoni
by wallbp December 17, 2019
Get the Antoni mug.When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Get the Lack toes in taller ants mug.An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.
Applies to any working environment
Applies to any working environment
Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"
by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009
Get the Anti-bitch Buffer mug.Anton Chelnokov is a Russian Aerial artist born in Russia, performing with Cirque Du Soleil since the age of five, with a perfect body, a beautiful passion, and an amazing talent. ( currently in Varekai, but soon leaving the show for professional reasons.)
Anton Chelnokov performs an aerial act high in the air with a net making it look so unbelieveibaly easy.
by Ashton Sea April 17, 2006
Get the anton chelnokov mug.