by kalphawolfie June 12, 2024

by AnonymousWen February 13, 2025

Sexiest name on planet earth. If Brendon Fraser, John Krasinski, Christopher Reeve, and Tom welling were one beefcake of a human being.
by babyspielberg November 21, 2021

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

...according to her Complaint, Brown “began masturbating near her without her knowledge and ejaculated on her back,” Antonio Brown, gave her the AB
by BigBadBootyDad September 17, 2019

Noun
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

The act of throwing up in one's mouth, then having to swallow it after seeing, hearing or experiencing something physically upsetting. Everyone has abed at least once in their life time.
Sam calls his friend John over to come look at the maggot infested corpse of a dead body he just discovered.
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
by Professor Abe December 11, 2013
