Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.

by PDE-aka kev2roc November 28, 2012

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

oprah drunk

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.

"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"

by Chakaface September 29, 2013

Drunk Drops

(v) - This is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol. It will be recognized by someones inability to perform the simplest of tasks without dropping whatever is in the subsequent hand.

Tommy tried to open the door and dropped his phone, when he bent over to pick up his phone he dropped his lighter. He's got the drunk drops.

by Dawg of War February 8, 2012

Erg Drunk

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.

I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move

by !@^# March 30, 2012

Peter-drunk

getting wasted, walking home alone, losing everything in your pockets and puking until noon the following day

that poor guys gonna get peter-drunk tonight

by savior12011 December 3, 2011

Porch Drunk

The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.

"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."

"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."

by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012