office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004

jerk-off

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.

by Energy July 30, 2008

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009

Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.

Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.

by sillyrob July 12, 2011

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013

Urban Jerk

The admin guys at urbandictionary.com when they don't add your entry.

Those Urban Jerks at urbandictionary.com rejected my submission again!

by theotheraaron April 12, 2011

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019