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J'elimination 

The process of elimination in the game of Jenga. It was invented out of the sheer boredom of 18 hours of playing jenga during a school band trip. When a player knocks over the tower, everyone yells J'eliniation and throws jenga blocks at them.

*note, that this high stakes way of playing jenga is quite dangerous and many small and furry animals are harmed while playing it*
Phil "Hey Evan, you've been F*cking J"eliminated!!"! *proceeds to pelt Evan with blocks*

Evan "O God, the J'elimination hurts!!! WHY WAS I J'ELIMINATED!!!"
J'elimination by Philly b September 18, 2008
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A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
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Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
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Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
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I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
J-Axe by Steely Hill December 10, 2008
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J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo j's J.K Rowling J.M J-Hope
Someone who only wears the freshest gear, a true baller.
Josh was lookin fly at the mall the other day in his new threads, he's J-fresh
J-Fresh by Andy Myles August 30, 2007

J'Maw-Maw 

A word used on iCarly. It's Sam's grandma. Also used to call a horse.
Farmer: GET OVER HER J'MAW-MAW!!

Horse:*in head: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT*Neyyyy!
J'Maw-Maw by SMEXYBITCH! April 19, 2009
A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!
J Fight by Obamazing December 31, 2009
j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died
david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris
j and g by nigellelus October 28, 2010