keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

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Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...

Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

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Stimulus kids

Small groups of minorities who drive civic's, lowered car's, or cadillac's with 22'' chrome rims.

Hey Tony did you hear that one of the stimulus kids from work wants to race my corvette?

by funnyman12345 July 14, 2010

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School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad

girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"

by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011

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Get kid

Pretty much telling you to get cancer or another life threatening disease

Get kid you cunt

by Big peepee man 100 December 28, 2018

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Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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