Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

by That one guy you hate 2345 May 24, 2023

penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

Penis

Your 2 inch punisher in your pants

i definitely have a HUGE penis im talking GIRTHy HUNKY meatslapper of a penis

by Stonkle September 23, 2021

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016